You've got mail

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his

attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and

went straight to the mail box.

She opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed back in

the house. A little later she came out of her house and again

went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it

shut again.

Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she

came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then

slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions

the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer

keeps giving me a message saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"